Finally Yo Anything

-Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard.

-Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off - the cockroaches nicked ma wallet...

-I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest wilderbeast.

-I could have been Yo daddy, but the gorilla in front of me in line didn't use a condom.

-If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister.

-Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips.

I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

-Yo grannie's so fat, on each of her butt cheeks she has "Place Your Ad Here" printed.

-Yo mama's a stunt double for the Predator.

-Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.

-Yo sista so fat that she gets runs in her Levi's.

-Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet - She's all like - "Whatever yo eating ... I'll try it!"

-Yo Mother in law's so fat, she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed her as a New World.

-Yo mama's so fat, she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tic-tacs.

-Your moma's so stupid she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.

-Yo mama's so large, she went to get an all over tan and the sun burned out...

-Your mamma's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.

-Yo AOL buddy so stupid when the Computer said 'Press any key to continue', she phoned support complaing she couldn't find the 'any' key...

-Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

-You mama's so daft she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.

-Yo Cousin so stupid that when I said I was going to Thailand she asked me if they still sold Kippers....

-Your so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about ya!

-Yo Nana so ugly she didn't get hit with an ugly stick, but with THE ugly log.

-I was speaking to your parents - they told me you was such an ugly baby they had to feed you with a slingshot.

-Yo' kid brother so hairy, when I took him to the zoo the gorillas went ape shit thinking I had stole one of their babies...

-Yo mama only got 1 finger and runs around stealing key rings.

-Yo auntie Ethel's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.

-Yo mama's like the new AOL 7.0: Fast, fun, oh so easy and you get 100 hours FREE.

-Yo brother's mouth so damn enormous, he speaks in Dolby surround sound!

-Yo girlfriend's hips are so big, folk set their drinks on them.

-Your Noggin's so damn big you gotta wash yer hair in the Niagra Falls...

-Yo Mama's so freakin nasty, I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus.

-Yo M....ah, screw it...I actually love yo Mamma...she reminds me of this ads about girls on sites...cheap, dirty and you can play with her for hours.........