Yo Mama's So Old

-she left her purse on Noah's Ark.

-Jurassic Park brought back the memories...

-when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.

-she still owes Moses a dollar.when she was at school...

-there was No history class!she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Teashe co-wrote the 4th Commandment.

-when I asked for her ID she handed me a rockshe even made Yoda jealous.

-she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cakewhen she gave birth, You came out with Dentures.

-she sat in front of Jesus in 1st gradeher first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.

-her birthday expired.

-when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!

-she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.