Yo Mama's So Poor

-that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.

-they put her photo on food stamps.

-when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

-she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

-burglars break into her home and leave money.

-when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.

-the building society repossed her cardboard box.

-she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.

-each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingersshe can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

-when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.

-I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.

-when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'

-I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."

-I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"

-I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."

-only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted...

-when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."

-she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.

-closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it...

-she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

-I went into her 'living room', stepped on a Fag butt and she shouted - "Oi, who turned off the heater!"

-I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???"

-I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.

-she does drive by shootings on the school bus.

-when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she groule - "Don't use the good china"

-Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!

-Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!

-Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

-Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

-Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

-Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

-Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

-Yo Momma so poor she can't afford the o or the r.

-Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

-Yo Momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

-Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

-Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!

-Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

-Yo Momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

-Yo Momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

-Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.

-Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food
stamps.

-Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

-Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.

-Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

-Yo Momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

-Yo Momma so poor you go out for sunday pushes of the skateboard Do you know the story
about the little old woman that lives in a shoe?

-Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!

-Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.

-Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, "There goes breakfast, lunch,
and dinner!"

-Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."

-Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!