Yo Mama's So Stupid

-she kills a bird by throwing it from the cliff!!

-she kills a fish by drownling it!!

-I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

-she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winnershe took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.

-she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!

-it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

-when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"

-she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

-she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.

-she sold her Car for Petrol cash!she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...

-she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.

-she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.

-she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.

-I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

-it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.

-she invented a silent car alarm.

-that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the oceanshe really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies...

-she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.

-she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.

-she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.

-she lost her shadow.she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.

-she somehow got fired from a Blow-Jobshe thought Hot Meals were stolen food.

-she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.

-when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'