Yo's ---- So Ugly

-Yo Poppa so ugly he turned Medusa to Stone.

-Yo Postman so freakin ugly he made the guard dogs sh*t themselves.

-Yo Dentist so ugly they don't need anasthetics.

-Yo Boss so ugly people go as him for halloween.

-Yo Priest so ugly that he have to give his Sermon from inside the Confessional Box.

-Yo Teacher so ugly when she walks into the Building Society they turn off the CCTV cameras.

-Yo Sister so Ugly that George Lucas cast her in Star Wars 3 as Jabbas wife - without the need for a costume.

-Your kid bro so ugly that for Halloween he tricks or treats on his mobile phone!

-Your Kid sister so damn ugly that when she sits on a sand dune at the beach, the cats try to bury her.

-You cousin so ugly that when he threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

-Yo Driving Instructor's so ugly he has to wear a ski-mask when teaching.

-Yo Mother-in-law so ugly, she won first place in the Wookie lookalike contest.

-Your Girlfriend's so insanely ugly that I can screw her in any position and it's still Doggy-style!

-Yo Girlfriend so ugly they put her in the Chimp enclosure to stop the Chimpanzee's from jerking off!

-Yo' Father in law so ugly that his American Express card left home without him...

-Yo Sister's so ugly that she must been conceived on the Motorway - ain't that where most accidents happen?

-Yo Dog walker so ugly that he once took your Mutt to Crufts and WON - oh, the dog came second...

-Your sister-in-law so god awful ugly that Durex want to use her as a poster child.

-Yo Father's so ugly his hairline ain't receding...it's his hair that's running away from his ugly noggin.

-You Grandma's so Ugly her Shrink makes her lie face down on the couch.

-Your Grandpa so freakin ugly that when he gets up in the mornin, the Sun goes down.

-Yo' Mum so ugli that even Prince Charming refuses to kiss her - he'd rather live as a frog.

-Yo older sister so ugly that Mommy had to feed her with a fishing rod.

-Yo Uncle so astonishingly ugly that whenever he comes over and goes to your bathroom, the toilet flushes.

-Your Dog's so ugly as yo Momma that I had to shave its arse and make it walk backwards...

-Yo mama's so ugly, hold on....you got a mirror handy???

-Yo Mama's sister so ugly that Blind men refuse to have sex with her.

-Yo Uncle so ugly, Spielberg wants him in Addams Family 3Your kid so ugly the Doctor is STILL smacking his ass.

-Yo Mother in law so hellishly ugly, that president George W Bush is considering making ugliness a crime, punishable by the electric chair.

-Yo Momma's so ugly that she hurt my feelings...

-Your doctor's so ugly she manages to give Freddy Kreuger Nightmares!

-Yo Poppa so stupid he studied for a Dope test!

-Yo Postman so stupid that on his recorded delivery form where it says 'Don't write below dotted line', he puts 'OK'

-Yo teacher so stupid she booked herself into the Bettie Ford clinic cos she thought she was Hooked On Phonics.

-Yo Boss so stupid he bought everybody in the department solar powered flashlights incase of a blackout...

-Yo Business associate so stupid he thought Gangrene was another golf course.

-Your Kid Sister so damn stupid she put your puppy in the oven to make a Hot Dog.

-Yo' Sister is so insanely stupid that last week she asked me to go to the lost and found with her when she missed her period.

-Yo Dentist so stupid he uses mayonnaise as tooth filler.

-Yo Sister so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was Mexican phone company.

-Your Grandpa so achingly stupid he think Beirut is a famous baseballer.

-Your kid bro so stupid he try to strangle himself with his mobile phone.

-Yo Minister so stupid he gives Sermons on Genesis....Phil Collins old band...

-Your Kid sister so damn stupid she stands up on an empty School bus.

-Yo Mom so stupid that Oxford had to change the definition of Dumb...it now read: Dumb(n) - yo' Mama

-Yo Burglar so stupid he broke into yo house and stole food stamps.

-You cousin so stupid I told him to take out the garbage...so he moved house...

-Yo Bus driver so stupid that she went to Disneyworld, saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so drove home.

-Yo Politics professor so stupid he ask George W Bush to guest lecture on Government 101.

-Yo' accountant so darn stupid he thinks a Quarterback is an income tax refund.

-Your Computer Repairman so stupid he picks up your floppy's with magnets.

-Yo Mother-in-law so stupid, she won first place in the Dan Quale spelling contest.

-Yo Archeology Professor so damn stupid they have to dig for her IQ!

-Yo Girlfriend so stupid, she teaches night classes at Stupid College.

-Yo' Father in law so idiotic that he took a spoon to the superbowl.

-Yo Sister's so stupid she could trip over a cordless telephone.

-Yo Dog walker so stupid he took yo pet dog to the Clippers game to get him a haircut.

-Your Big Sister so god awfully stupid that they had to burn her school down just to get her out of 3rd grade.

-Yo Father's so freakin stupid he has 1 toe on each foot, yet he just bought himself a pair of flip flops.

-Yo Grandma's so stupid when I tell her it's chilly outside, she goes to fetch a bowl.

-Your Grandpa so freakin stupid he sent me a fax with a 1st class stamp on it!

-Yo BT Telephone repairman so freakin stupid he asked me what the number for 999 was...

-Yo girlfriend so stupid when her Apple Mac says 'You've got mail" she runs outside to wait for the Postman.

Yo Uncle so astonishingly stupid that he thought Nestle Cheerio's were a new type of Donut Seed.

-Yo Auntie so dumb her weekly shopping list consist of 1 item - 'Hundreds and thousands'.

-Your Dog's so stupid he bury's his own tail.

-Yo mama's so stupid, wait...she had you didn't she!.

-Yo Mother in law so stupid I saw her in Safeway's frozen food section with a fishing rod.

-Yo Uncle so stupid...heck, he marry your Auntie for christ sake!

-Yo Priest so stupid I saw him worshiping at the feet of David Copperfield.

-Yo Reverand so stupid he asks David Ike for advice.

-Yo Grannie so dumb she go to the 24-hr convenience store and asks what time do they close...

-Yo Mother in law so hellishly stupid, that Tony Blair is considering making dumbness a crime, punishable by lethal injection.

-Your doctor's so stupid he uses his mp3 player as a stethoscope.