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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Yo Mama's So Big

-Yo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.

-Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.

-Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.

-Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.

-Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.

-Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.

-Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.

-Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.

-Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.

-Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

-Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.

-Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!

-Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.

-Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.

-Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.

-Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.

-Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop