Yo Mama Has Got

-has 10 fingers -- all on the same hand.

-has green hair and thinks she's a Tree.

-has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.

-has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavershas one short leg and that why she always walking in circles...

-has a major weight problem - she can't wait...to eat.

-got a house that's so dusty, the Cockroaches drive around in Dune Buggiesgot a glass eye with a fish in it.

-got so much hair on her upper lip she has to braid itgot so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and said: "Christ, I aint' seen this much snow in years."

-got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts...

-is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail...