Yo Mama's Like

-a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.

-a bus - only 50 pence a ride

-a 747 - a 3 man cock pit!

-a shotgun - first she cocks...then she blows.

-a Hoover - she sucks, blows, and finally gets laid back in the closet...

-a BT phonebox - on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go.

-an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts 30 seconds.

-a door knob - cos everybody gets a turn!

-the sun - if you stare at her too long you're gonna go blind.

-a Christmas tree - everybody hangs balls on her.

-Pizza Hut - not there in 30 minutes...it's free.

-a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more...

-a stamp - you lick her, then stick her, and finally then send her away.

-McDonalds ... Billions and Billions served...

-a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country.

-the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody loves to poke her.

-a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it.

-peanut butter -- oh so smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

-is like an ATM machine - open 24 hours...

-like a 7-11...open 24 hours for your convenience...

-a chicken coop - cocks flyin in and out all day...

-a squirrel - she always got some nuts in her mouth...

-the Bermuda triangle...they swallow a whole lotta seamen.

-Penny...she ain't worth two bob.

-Library - open to the public.

-Blockbuster Video - everybody goes home happy.

-a birthday cake - everybody gets a piece...

-a fine restaraunt - she only take deliviries in rear...