Yo Mama's So Smelly

-the government make her wear a Biohazard warning.

-she made Right Guard call for backup.

-even the dogs won't smell her.

-an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"

-that when she spread her legs, I got seasick...

-she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.

-her poo is glad to escape.

-that standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet!

-that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...

-that when you was being born, the doctor's and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks...

-even sewer rats get outta her way...

-that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer...


Yo Momma so Dirty

-she has to creep up on the bath water.

-that standin next to a tramp, she make the tramp look like a butler.

-that her house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.

-she lost 2 stone after taking a showerthat even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.

-that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.


Yo Momma so Greasy

-Texaco buy oil from her.

-she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair...

-her freckles slipped off.

-the Chip Shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry.

-she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forhead.

-her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.

-she uses bacon as a band aid.